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President Trump signed an executive order today ordering the disbanding of the Department of Government Efficiency and its replacement by the Ministry of Silly Walks.

Trump said, “With immediate effect we will be assessing the efficiency of federal employees based on the silliness of their walks. We are looking to increase overall silliness in the federal workforce by 30% by firing those with boring walks and natural limps. We will be coordinating with local law enforcement armed with cardboard boxes and black plastic garbage bags at the entrances of all federal buildings starting tomorrow or next week or in three or four months. I haven’t decided yet. This will be a much more effective method than asking everyone to write emails about what they do, and it will make great television.”

In later comments to the press, Trump praised himself, “I probably have the silliest walk in the world right now. I know more than anyone about silly walking. Much more than Elon.”


Never walk when you can dance.
~ attributed to Marshall B. Rosenberg’s grandmother in Nonviolent Communication

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